Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A