What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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He wasn't a charitable guy

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He grew up to be a bellhop!

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Ice melt it.

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He was caught taking Polaroids.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...