What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

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Who's driving ?

Immigration. (ICE)

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

Polaroid Jokes More Polaroid Jokes

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.