What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----