Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.