Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.