Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity