Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.