Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

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How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.