Install Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO