They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
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They just get hammered.
So that they can see the battle.
He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.
The operating system
It wanted to be a power plant.
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)
So they can drive with the handcuffs on.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
A solar panel.
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
50$
misogynistic.
Because the women are not allowed to drive.
A cataract.
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
Seven.
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.