Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.

French Army Jokes More French Army Jokes

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.