Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.