Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

University Jokes More University Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

What do you call a British dinosaur?

A tea rex.