Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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So they can park in handicap spots.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What do you call a french lesbian?

A tresbien

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Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.