How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.