How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

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Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire