How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front