How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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What do you call a French sandal?

Philippe Flop!

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.