Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

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How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.