Dorito Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

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an asymp-tote*

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why are doritos triangular?

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Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.