Dorito Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

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A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

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What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'