Dorito Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

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A-pasta-ate.

What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

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Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Triangular Jokes More Triangular Jokes

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture