Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

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What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"