Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole