Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.