Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.