Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-