Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry