Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Where were you wanting to go ?

then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be."

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!