Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"