Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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What does Sally have?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!