Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

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Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be."

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!