Distinguish Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

What's a Japanese person's hangover cure?

Soba Noodles

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.