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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Dino Jokes More Dino Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.