Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What do the Japanese call a large apartment?

An itssoroomy.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

White Christmas Jokes More White Christmas Jokes

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Veteran Jokes More Veteran Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

What about Fergdudaughter?

Must have Asian parents.