Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Veteran Aryan Jokes More Veteran Aryan Jokes

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

What do you call an ex-military white supremacist?

A veteran-aryan

Veteran Jokes More Veteran Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

White Christmas Jokes More White Christmas Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.