Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

Veteran Jokes More Veteran Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

War Jokes More War Jokes

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a confused Asian person?

Disoriental.

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.