Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Veteran Jokes More Veteran Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Veteran Aryan Jokes More Veteran Aryan Jokes

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

What do you call an ex-military white supremacist?

A veteran-aryan