Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Veteran Jokes More Veteran Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

White Christmas Jokes More White Christmas Jokes

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

Veteran Aryan Jokes More Veteran Aryan Jokes

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

What do you call an ex-military white supremacist?

A veteran-aryan

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.