Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Veteran Aryan Jokes More Veteran Aryan Jokes

What do you call an ex-military white supremacist?

A veteran-aryan

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.