Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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Veteran Jokes More Veteran Jokes

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a productive Asian?

China get something done.

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.