Extraterrestrial Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

Martian Jokes More Martian Jokes

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.