Extraterrestrial Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

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Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

Martian Jokes More Martian Jokes

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.