Extraterrestrial Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

the Martians

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What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.