Extraterrestrial Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

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What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Martian Jokes More Martian Jokes

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

German Jokes More German Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.