Japanese Person Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.