Japanese Person Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

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Past Jokes More Past Jokes

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

German Jokes More German Jokes

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

Why are friendzone'd guys always sick?

They suffer from m'ladies

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.