Japanese Person Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

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Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.