Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned