Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned