Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere