What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

What do you call a muslim crocodile?

An Allahgator!

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.