What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

Previous Random Joke Next

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"