What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.