Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

45 Year Old Jokes More 45 Year Old Jokes

What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.