Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

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What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.