Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

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Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.