Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.