Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

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Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.