45 Year Old Jokes

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

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