45 Year Old Jokes

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.