45 Year Old Jokes

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

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What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

and Ironwoman a command?

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What does Sally have?

Cancer.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.