What does Sally have?

Cancer.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.