What does Sally have?

Cancer.

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Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.