What does Sally have?

Cancer.

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What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

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Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.