What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.