What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."