What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.