What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Where did the little girl go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.