What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older