What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.