What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why can't the armless girl comb?

Because she already had cancer.

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus !

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.