Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Monkey Bar Jokes More Monkey Bar Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.