Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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Why do you never see black people on cruises?

They're not falling for that one again!!

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But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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She's almost as smart as a man.

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It's Narnia business.

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.