Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Monkey Bar Jokes More Monkey Bar Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.