Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Monkey Bar Jokes More Monkey Bar Jokes

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.