Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh?

A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Monkey Bar Jokes More Monkey Bar Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.