What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language?

A Bulgarity.

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy