What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.