What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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Whats an owl say?

Quien?

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.