What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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He had a stalemate.

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RECALCULATING....*

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

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Disgruntled

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!