What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!