What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

Banana Split Jokes More Banana Split Jokes

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.