What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.