Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ?

Bernie bridges !

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.