Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.