What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.