What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans