What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What am I talking about?

A last name, you pervs.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue