What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

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What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.