I don't even wanna talk to the living.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
They're trying to destroy the evidence.
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
A hermit crab !
Because they live in misery
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
Tell him he's a duck.
Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
Wanna go ride bikes
I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.