What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle