What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus

What's the best truck in Norway?

The Fjord F150.

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What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ?

He was Retarted

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle