What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.