What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.