What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.