What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.