What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.