What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Northern Lights Jokes More Northern Lights Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.