What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Northern Lights Jokes More Northern Lights Jokes

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.