Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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All that salt must make them thirsty.

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The people of Ferguson.

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They told him his wife died recently.

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People are dying to get in.

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.