Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.