Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.