Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.