Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.