What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.