What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.