What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.