What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.