What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.