What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.