How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.