What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.