What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.