What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.