What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry