What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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What's a sailor's favorite solvent?

the Seven Cs.

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

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Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.