How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

bear

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin