How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

What's a Russian's favorite snack?

Chechen Nuggets

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Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Who drives it?

The officer.

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What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.