How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight