Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable