What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.