What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this