What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'