What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this