What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

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How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.