What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a strange Mexican man who owns a chocolate factory?

Willy Juanka.

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!