What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.