What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it