What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican baptism?

Bean dip!

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

Who drives it?

The officer.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.