How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.