Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry