Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.