Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.