What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.