Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.