Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.