Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies