Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a complaining adult?

A groan up!

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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.