Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

July Jokes More July Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.