Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

July Jokes More July Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.