Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.