What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.