What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.