What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.