What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!