What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !