What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

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What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.