God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.
Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Use a starch engine.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap
The loser was 'thore'"
He threw it.
