What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.