What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.